Ankh-Morpork: You've been ordered to head to the Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick Dragons to investigate a break in. Your orders were given to you personally, by the Commander of the City Watch himself, Sir Samual Vimes. You remember is words well. He was particularly clear that all three points were equally important:

1) Find out what happened.

2) Protect the people of Ankh-Morpork.

3) Don't cause more paperwork than necessary.

Discworld is a purely narrative system that functions wholly without any attributes, skills or inventory management.* Character abilities, the follies they may attempt and how spectacular they may fail, solely depend on how players argue for their ideas based on the descriptions they find on their character sheet.**

A basic familiarity with the stories of Discwold is recommended but not strictly necessary.***

*You will find none but one singular number on your character sheet. It feels very lonesome.

**Beware. Humour might be involved. It is not for the grim of heart.

***Giant turtle floating through space with four elephants on its back, carrying a world brimming with magic and madness. Nothing too fancy, really.